"Son, we can negotiate. Put down the god."
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
if i cry hard enough maybe my homework will do itself..
this time of year is so depressing for australians on tumblr….. i don’t think u understand…. y’all r like ‘I’M GONNA WEAR ORANGE ALL MONTH LONG AND SHOVE PUMPKINS UP MY ASS AND SLEEP IN A BED OF LEAVES!!’ and australians are down here like ‘a bunch of birds are probably going to try to kill me if i attempt to go outside and i’m five seconds away from getting heatstroke’