isitcosimsassy

i-am-superjohnlocked:

ianphany-kicks-my-stickz:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

are you satan

are you god

bemyclarkkent

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.